Would you do this at your house?

Apparently there are some customers who think that we are some type of classy restaurant, because they leave their food/trays/trash on the tables, like we have bus boys who we pay to go pick up after you.

Are you serious right now??

We have trash cans in there so you can throw away your trash when you're done. And they're like 3 feet from the door that you walk out of. In fast food we are supposed to keep the dining room clean, yes, but when you leave your food/trays/trash on the tables, it just makes you look lazy and dirty. Do you do that at home? Leave your plates and unfinished food on your kitchen table? If you do, you're disgusting. Maybe you should think about hiring a maid. Except for you probably spend all your money at fast food places so you don't have to clean up after yourself at home.

Another thing you should hire a maid for is to clean your toilet seats. Like any normal day, I had to go to the bathroom later in the evening. When I went in, the first thing I saw was brown stains on the back inner rim of the toilet seat. 

How do you do that? It looks like you tried to wipe your butt using the toilet seat. I bet you didn't get it all. There were also brown stains on the bar that is meant to be used by handicapped people to help them get up. They probably got that there after they tried to wipe off whatever the toilet seat didn't get and somehow got something on their hand. And then maybe they got another 'wave' after wiping, so they had to remain on the toilet. I also found poop stains on the front ends of the rim and just underneath the inside. That's even more confusing. Like they had to grab the toilet seat to get up after Round 2. So I had the joy of cleaning that up tonight. I hope you wouldn't do that at your house. That is definitely more disgusting than the first point of my post.

If you do do (no pun intended) either of these things at home, well...